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During a three-way video call with political streamers [[Tyler Bell]] and [[THAT ONE 40K LUKEWARM FASCIST TYLER MOGGED]], Noah Driver became hyperfixated on the concept of apes waging war. While [[Bell]] and [[FASCIST]] were able to distinguish between physiology and philosophy, Noah Driver refused to change the topic and became entrenched in a position that primates are unable to wage war. This ended up derailing the planned political debate, and it also went on to occupy most of a follow-up stream between [[Tyler Bell]], [[FIRSTNAME Beckett]], and Noah Driver. In both streams, Noah Driver refused to acknowledge any possibility of higher cognitive function within primates and claimed that war was a human concept and thus apes could not wage war. He went as far as trying to claim that ape urine did not contain pheromones in it. |
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This guy thinks about ape piss so much more than conservationists do. |
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=== Demon Mamma Defender === |
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Latest revision as of 01:27, 9 July 2026
Known Aliases
- Noah "Designated" Driver
- President Run-day
- President Sip-Sipday
- President Sunday
Overview
Noah Driver is a Canadian citizen with a Youtube account, primarily known for posting sex offender apologia and transmisogynistic videos that have resulted in demonetization. He states his mission in life is to "make hard political topics and concepts accessible to people who don't have limitless time to spend reading and going to school" and does this by taking unlimited time uploading a even single video to paying channel members.
Early Political Career
Noah "Designated" Driver claims to have grown up in a low income family, though has provided no evidence of this. He began his YouTube career in 2014, though it is difficult to say when he began attempting to create political content due to his attempts at ban evasion. Driver initially tried expanding his audience by debating other political streamers. This effort has earned him the nickname "President Run-day" when he decided to suddenly leave a video call with INSERT LINK HERE Destiny-realname and other political influencers instead of participating in the debate panel he had originally agreed to.
Ape War Controversy
During a three-way video call with political streamers Tyler Bell and THAT ONE 40K LUKEWARM FASCIST TYLER MOGGED, Noah Driver became hyperfixated on the concept of apes waging war. While Bell and FASCIST were able to distinguish between physiology and philosophy, Noah Driver refused to change the topic and became entrenched in a position that primates are unable to wage war. This ended up derailing the planned political debate, and it also went on to occupy most of a follow-up stream between Tyler Bell, FIRSTNAME Beckett, and Noah Driver. In both streams, Noah Driver refused to acknowledge any possibility of higher cognitive function within primates and claimed that war was a human concept and thus apes could not wage war. He went as far as trying to claim that ape urine did not contain pheromones in it.
Demon Mamma Defender
Check this guy's hard drive
Notable Achievements
None.