Noah Driver

Known Aliases

• Noah "Designated" Driver
• President Run-day
• President Sip-Sipday
• President Sunday

Overview

Noah Driver is a Canadian citizen with a Youtube account, primarily known for posting sex offender apologia and transmisogynistic videos that have resulted in demonetization. He states his mission in life is to "make hard political topics and concepts accessible to people who don't have limitless time to spend reading and going to school" and does this by taking unlimited time uploading a even single video to paying channel members. He has declared his community to be "The Cathedral" for some reason.

Early Political Career

Noah "Designated" Driver claims to have grown up in a low income family, though has provided no evidence of this. He began his YouTube career in 2014, though it is difficult to say when he began attempting to create political content due to his attempts at ban evasion. Driver initially tried expanding his audience by debating other political streamers. This effort has earned him the nickname "President Run-day" when he decided to suddenly leave a video call with INSERT LINK HERE Destiny-realname and other political influencers instead of participating in the debate panel he had originally agreed to.

Ape War Controversy

During a three-way video call with political streamers Tyler Bell and THAT ONE 40K LUKEWARM FASCIST TYLER MOGGED, Noah Driver became hyperfixated on the concept of apes waging war. While Bell and FASCIST were able to distinguish between physiology and philosophy, Noah Driver refused to change the topic and became entrenched in a position that primates are unable to wage war. This ended up derailing the planned political debate, and it also went on to occupy most of a follow-up stream between Tyler Bell, FIRSTNAME Beckett, and Noah Driver. In both streams, Noah Driver refused to acknowledge any possibility of higher cognitive function within primates and claimed that war was a human concept and thus apes could not wage war. He went as far as trying to claim that ape urine did not contain pheromones in it.

Demon Mamma Defender

After the publication of a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXFq7IFh1h4&t=2196s video] by Tyler Bell titled 'Abuse, Exploitation, and Child Endangerment: @Demonmama's Secrets Exposed', Noah Driver started a livestream claiming he would review the video. Instead, Noah Driver started by opening the video, repeatedly pausing it during the introduction to give personal predictions, and eventually got derailed by sharing private messages he received from Doe, one of the alleged child groomers. After he continually platformed Doe instead of the promised expose on child abuse, Noah Driver somehow managed to get the victim from the expose on a voice call. Noah Driver took this opportunity to admonish the victim for making a report against the abusers in the first place, and tried to convince the victim to recant their statements.

Check this guy's hard drive

Purging the "Cathedral"

During the mass exit of subscribers over his support for an alleged pedophile, Noah Driver announced that he was going to be commencing with a purge of his community. This including examining the tweets of his perceived rivals (such as Kuihman) and banning Discord community members who matched the usernames of those who liked the tweets. Occasionally, this came with a five minute "self defense" period wherein the community member could message President Runday an explanation for their betrayal, but this never seemed to change the result of his Stalinist purge.

Notable Achievements

None.